Mrs Nut Slayer
becca/22/bi/♎ i do a lot of stupid shit
becca/22/bi/♎ i do a lot of stupid shit
Super disappointed to find out this is talking about a particularly warm current and not a powerful Weather Ape
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it’s always kind of funny to me when people insist that honesty is a virtue and you should always tell the truth because being good at lying is something that’s been almost universally celebrated for thousands of years by pretty much all of humanity. like there are literally multiple folk tales and legends throughout history and across cultures that involve the hero tricking their adversary in order to win, and it’s usually considered a disadvantage to mythical creatures such as faeries that they can’t say things that aren’t true.
lying to cops is an act of classical heroism
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https://www.are.na/block/5491592
Cyclosophoroheneicosaose
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putting tergent and fabric roughener in my washing machine to make my clothes dirtier and more unseemly
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everyone on this website except me needs to shut up
*sticks to you*
everyone on this website except me and this swag ass lizard needs to shut up
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the default way for things to taste is good. we know this because “tasty” means something tastes good. conversely, from the words “smelly” and “noisy” we can conclude that the default way for things to smell and sound is bad. interestingly there are no corresponding adjectives for the senses of sight and touch. the inescapable conclusion is that the most ordinary object possible is invisible and intangible, produces a hideous cacophony, smells terrible, but tastes delicious. and yet this description matches no object or phenomenon known to science or human experience. so what the fuck
this is what ancient greek philosophy is like
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what happened to the skeleton war, you guys used to love the skeleton war
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